One semester in college, University of Texas, ya'll, I had a bizarre two-hour gap between classes on Tues/Thurs in the middle of the day. It was just enough time to ride my bike home, eat quick, and go back for that final class. Afternoon classes, after lunch? Anyone? Naptime! So, to help you sleep away that class, a hot and filling, carby lunch to put you right out.
Microwave a potato (start with five minutes. Squeeze it, you'll know when it's done)
Slit it and press it open--don't cut it in half, you're trying to make a goodie-drop hole only
Drop in mozzarella cheese
Wave it again
It's now real hot, bubbling
Smash half a cold avocado in it with a fork, now it's splitting open. It's okay. Let it go.
Cools it down
GOT to have Spike brand spice
Spike it, salt it and its ready to eat immediately, no blowing necessary
Ahh, a real full tum. Now get to class!