Gravy is simple in execution and content. If you cook anything in a pan, you can make gravy when you are finished. If you cook chicken and take it out of the pan, there will be pieces of chicken or skin left in the pan with some oil. You want only about 2 tablespoons of oil, so pour off any excess. With your pan on medium-medium-high, add an equal amount of flour to the oil and whisk them together letting the flour soak up the oil. Let it cook for two minutes or so to cook off the flour taste (whatever that means, just cook it a bit!).
Now you have some nasty-looking hot paste in your pan, so it is time to add the liquid. For a creamy white gravy, add milk. For a clearer gravy, add stock--chicken for chicken, beef for beef. Keep your pan pretty hot; the hotter the pan, the faster the gravy will thicken up, but don't forget to stir fast with your whisk.
Stand there whisking until it is the thickness that you want. Add more liquid if it is too thick, but adding flour is going to leave that weird taste, so add your liquid sparingly so you don't get in that position. Ballpark is about a cup of liquid for each tablespoon of flour. Add salt and pepper. Caution: with white gravy add pepper at the table or else you will have unappetizing gray gravy ;(
FoodieClause
Because when Santa's in the kitchen, he don't measure. Or use complete sentences.
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Monday, July 9, 2012
Momo's Caesar Salad Dressing
Warning: This dressing is addictive! I crave it and in the summer have a salad for breakfast just to be able to get a fix of this dressing. I use a mixed baby green or baby herb, organic in the tub, with thinly sliced purple onions, grated parmesan cheese and the must have avocado!
Juice of two lemons, or
1/3 cup vinegar, balsamic or apple cider
1-2 teaspoons of salt (don't get freaked out and scimp here)
3 splashes of Worstershire Sauce
1 tsp of mustard--any kind
2 cloves crushed fresh garlic
Lots of freshly ground pepper
One inch worm of anchovy paste squeezed from tube--or chopped fresh anchovies
1 cup of olive oil
1/2 cup of mayonnaise (optional, but so creamy and yummy!)
Juice of two lemons, or
1/3 cup vinegar, balsamic or apple cider
1-2 teaspoons of salt (don't get freaked out and scimp here)
3 splashes of Worstershire Sauce
1 tsp of mustard--any kind
2 cloves crushed fresh garlic
Lots of freshly ground pepper
One inch worm of anchovy paste squeezed from tube--or chopped fresh anchovies
1 cup of olive oil
1/2 cup of mayonnaise (optional, but so creamy and yummy!)
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Quick/Long Cure Salmon
There are two ways I like to cure salmon. One is a quick cure, takes like an hour, and the other is a longer cure that takes a week. The rub, or dry mixture, is my brother Dave's. He spent years tweaking it, and I've stolen it here in 20 seconds.
I had to do a quick cure tonight because we were having Grandpa and Ruth over for dinner. These two older folk tend to run on the late side (GPS wasn't working, they've moved the streets--again!) and the kids wanted an appetizer since they had to wait for dinner.
This is truly amazing stuff. And easy. Don't forget good for you. All those healthy fish oils, you'll have a glossy coat and a wet nose in no time.
Quick Cure Salmon
Get a smack of salmon (how it sounds when you slap it on the counter--don't measure, listen).
Slice the salmon smack thin-ish. If you can read through it, it's too thin
Mix lots of brown sugar and kosher salt in a bowl--more brown sugar than
Rough chop a hank* of fresh dill (splash out, buy fresh) and toss it in the dry mixture
Take a cookie sheet and cover the bottom with the sugar/salt/dill like a little beach
Lay the little salmon slabs across the rub
Bury them now with the rest of the dry mixture (not like the beach, don't leave their heads sticking out) BURY
Set another cookie sheet on top of this and weight it real good (don't stand on it, tempting, I know)
The idea is to draw the moisture out of the fish, both with the dry mix and the weight
After an hour or two, rinse the slippery little slabs carefully in the sink
Pat dry
Serve with crackers, capers, your favorite cheese (mine's Parrano--Dutch cheese with an Italian name, get it at Trader Joe's, holla!) sliced salted and peppered tomatoes
*hank--to clasp, grab. Ever had your hair pulled? As in, "My sister pulled out a hank of my hair." It's from Old Norse, spoken in Scandinavia way back in the day, and since salmon curing is oh-so- Scandinavian it is awarded a Perfect Word!
Long Cure Salmon
Leave the salmon in a smack, mind use a filet, not a steak (steak has bones and is shaped like a U)
Same rub, same plan, same pans
Weight it in the fridge and leave it for a week
Every few days, pour off the liquid that's squeezed out or you'll end up with a sticky mess in your fridge
Slice and eat at it for weeks!
I like to do a whole side of salmon this way. It's phenomenal and kids love it. Picture this: in bed, dog curled at your side, a fantastic book (preferably a mystery!) salmon, crackers and cheese on a plate on the nightstand, house to yourself, ahhh.
I had to do a quick cure tonight because we were having Grandpa and Ruth over for dinner. These two older folk tend to run on the late side (GPS wasn't working, they've moved the streets--again!) and the kids wanted an appetizer since they had to wait for dinner.
This is truly amazing stuff. And easy. Don't forget good for you. All those healthy fish oils, you'll have a glossy coat and a wet nose in no time.
Quick Cure Salmon
Get a smack of salmon (how it sounds when you slap it on the counter--don't measure, listen).
Slice the salmon smack thin-ish. If you can read through it, it's too thin
Mix lots of brown sugar and kosher salt in a bowl--more brown sugar than
Rough chop a hank* of fresh dill (splash out, buy fresh) and toss it in the dry mixture
Take a cookie sheet and cover the bottom with the sugar/salt/dill like a little beach
Lay the little salmon slabs across the rub
Bury them now with the rest of the dry mixture (not like the beach, don't leave their heads sticking out) BURY
Set another cookie sheet on top of this and weight it real good (don't stand on it, tempting, I know)
The idea is to draw the moisture out of the fish, both with the dry mix and the weight
After an hour or two, rinse the slippery little slabs carefully in the sink
Pat dry
Serve with crackers, capers, your favorite cheese (mine's Parrano--Dutch cheese with an Italian name, get it at Trader Joe's, holla!) sliced salted and peppered tomatoes
*hank--to clasp, grab. Ever had your hair pulled? As in, "My sister pulled out a hank of my hair." It's from Old Norse, spoken in Scandinavia way back in the day, and since salmon curing is oh-so- Scandinavian it is awarded a Perfect Word!
Long Cure Salmon
Leave the salmon in a smack, mind use a filet, not a steak (steak has bones and is shaped like a U)
Same rub, same plan, same pans
Weight it in the fridge and leave it for a week
Every few days, pour off the liquid that's squeezed out or you'll end up with a sticky mess in your fridge
Slice and eat at it for weeks!
I like to do a whole side of salmon this way. It's phenomenal and kids love it. Picture this: in bed, dog curled at your side, a fantastic book (preferably a mystery!) salmon, crackers and cheese on a plate on the nightstand, house to yourself, ahhh.
UT Baked Potato
One semester in college, University of Texas, ya'll, I had a bizarre two-hour gap between classes on Tues/Thurs in the middle of the day. It was just enough time to ride my bike home, eat quick, and go back for that final class. Afternoon classes, after lunch? Anyone? Naptime! So, to help you sleep away that class, a hot and filling, carby lunch to put you right out.
Microwave a potato (start with five minutes. Squeeze it, you'll know when it's done)
Slit it and press it open--don't cut it in half, you're trying to make a goodie-drop hole only
Drop in mozzarella cheese
Wave it again
It's now real hot, bubbling
Smash half a cold avocado in it with a fork, now it's splitting open. It's okay. Let it go.
Cools it down
GOT to have Spike brand spice
Spike it, salt it and its ready to eat immediately, no blowing necessary
Ahh, a real full tum. Now get to class!
Microwave a potato (start with five minutes. Squeeze it, you'll know when it's done)
Slit it and press it open--don't cut it in half, you're trying to make a goodie-drop hole only
Drop in mozzarella cheese
Wave it again
It's now real hot, bubbling
Smash half a cold avocado in it with a fork, now it's splitting open. It's okay. Let it go.
Cools it down
GOT to have Spike brand spice
Spike it, salt it and its ready to eat immediately, no blowing necessary
Ahh, a real full tum. Now get to class!
Hambeggies
When my eldest son, Thyge, was little, he loved eggs and I was lazy, and a recipe was born. I told him about these eggs recently and he was, I'm not gonna lie, grossed out. But, if you think about it, the best eggs are cooked in the pan after the bacon comes out...this is simply a variation on a classic breakfast theme.
Take the pan you cooked hamburgers in
Heat it up hot like a wok
Whip some eggs in a bowl
Add to it a splash of water--not milk
Salt no pepper unless you like gray eggs
Hot wok it!
Done as soon as you get the hamburger dregs* firmed up in the scramble
This is real real quick
Can be done with any used pan, just rename it: spageggies, poteggies, marineggies....
*dregs--from Proto-Indo-European or PIE (food!) or OAL, as I like to call it (Old Ass Language) meaning 'to make muddy'
Take the pan you cooked hamburgers in
Heat it up hot like a wok
Whip some eggs in a bowl
Add to it a splash of water--not milk
Salt no pepper unless you like gray eggs
Hot wok it!
Done as soon as you get the hamburger dregs* firmed up in the scramble
This is real real quick
Can be done with any used pan, just rename it: spageggies, poteggies, marineggies....
*dregs--from Proto-Indo-European or PIE (food!) or OAL, as I like to call it (Old Ass Language) meaning 'to make muddy'
Fluffy Mashed Potatoes
You don't even need a story for mashed potatoes. Everyone loves them. But fluffy is tricky. Do it this way and Bob's your uncle.
M-A-S-H-I-E-S
M-A-S-H-I-E-S
Always use russet potatoes
(they're the brown ones)
Peel them
(now they're white)
Peel them
(now they're white)
Don’t cut them too small (each potato into six pieces--you do the math)
Salt the dickens out of the water
Boil those babies!
Boil those babies!
Drain when soft—not too soft
PUT EM BACK IN THE POT
DO IT NOW: BACK IN THE POT
Put the pot back on the burner turned down to medium
Let the heat steam out the excess water (this is the magic sentence here, this is where the fluff happens)
Mash 'em around
Keep the steam coming for a few minutes
Now you can pour in HOT milk and melted butter
Salt it like you mean it
(Don't be a wuss*, seriously, salt the shit, aight?)
Salt it like you mean it
(Don't be a wuss*, seriously, salt the shit, aight?)
Whip it good
Wash the pot quick, stuff hardens like cement
*wuss--1982 movie script, Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Mike Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy (Online Etymology Dictionary, http://www.etymonline.com/)
Warning: Ladies, don't let any drop down your shirt, it'll leave little pieces everywhere as it tumbles. You'll feel cold potatoey all day. Trust me. Or, wear a turtleneck.
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